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Written by RadioRay
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Aghhhh no ! RadioRay is dead ?
rise rise realise crowd cheering end of song
Hyme hitler...
Now zen since Radioray is dead it only seems fare zat we carry on with his amazing money making showz
and who better for ze buzinezz zan mineselve, play ze track....( home n dry)
we have just recieved a report about strange phenomenal activities in ze sky. A fleet of unidentified flying craft coming
from ze direction of ze plieadian star system near orions belt and vwat ist this.... landings have bin reported in ze city
of liverpool ....manchester....londoniom and even stoned henge zis cannot be so, surely it ist some crackpot scally nonsence from hoody world ...........its time for ze news now
reporter...
A massive crowd of 500,000 strong hippys, ganja gurus, dreads and hoodys among others have gathered at
the landing site at stone henge heritage centre and a strange chanting in sumarian form can be heard from the gift
shop area....police have tried to disperse the crowd with plastic bullets,riot weapons and and neighbourhood watch
leaflets so that they can take conttrol of the situation but have been blasted with super glue and cannot move....
millitary spies dressed up as hippys have infiltrated the outer circle and have reported that it could be days before
theyre home n dry maybe even months. The inner circle contains a crystal based force field that only the chosen
ones can walk on through ....only they know whats happening inside though we have heard rumours that the aliens
are trying to establish a fix on earths reality and are gathering much information from tribal leaders and council estate
princes and kings
(Alien...)
"We interupt this frequency to synthesize your human spirits into a language filtration process that will enable
modulation frequencies within the neurol sympathetic nervous system......(the game) "song called the game from Agenda album
hyme hitler......
im not ready yet play ze advertz
(advert)
you can buy a cd .com
you can buy a cd .com
baby you believe me .com
you can buy a cd.com....
you will buy a cd .com yes half price thats nice we love you its a sale
drink more ale gallons of that liquid drug that you cant purchase till your 18 kids , hmm sorry about that never mind
one day hey you will be an adult and then you can buy some ale hmm purple and blue and cherry flavour too
so do you want to buy yo self some goodwiser liquid heaven in a neat little glass bottle and take the cap off with
your teeth hey eat more beef moo moo its cheaper to buy oil at only $ 2.50 a pint at buy a cd .com
you can buy a cd .com and remember kids dont take drugs at home ( i feel like buying something)
hyme hitler...
ring ring...... har zir goz ze phone again.....ring ...Hello your livez on ze show, ON ZE Hyme Hitler SHOW speak to me
caller...
"err hello hyme , ive heard some reports that radioray is not dead can this be true do you even CARE"
hyme hitler...
hmm we haves heard this too but he is not in ze studio is he nine , he ist not under ze chair or in ze cupboard so he
must be dead and shot by one of his own rats from ze estate exterminate next caller
ring ring.......
caller.......
"hello ello is anyone there is this the radio show, i wanna buy a cd"
hyme hitler
you disgust me dissmiss i get off this show play ze jingle
radio radio radio
lives inside your head
radio radio radio
radioray is not dead
hyme hitler...
dead? , he ist dead i shot him with my pistol when i wast dressed as a hoody.......... err oops
(Police Chief) SIRENS AND .."ARREST THAT MAN , NO NOT HIM THE LAST CALLER"
(police rush in and do not arrest hyme hitler instead they make him mayor of murder )
(Police chief)
Hyme hitler, for the assasination of Radioray we make you an ohnory mayor of hmm, mayor of murder....
(hyme hitler......)
"mayor of mordor zis i like "
"now put an end to this stonehenge invasion send in the hogs of hell we must go to ze stonez"
(more super glue is needed)
(Narrator)
hyme hitler SENDS IN SGT PILL POPP to the stones and tries to get into the circle
(song Pill Popp version 1)
(Holy Host ) sums the story up so far
WE NEED TO CONTACT SGT PILL POPP FOR THIS ASSIGNMENT continued to part 3
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RadioRay
Written by RadioRay
RADIORAY RESSURECTION PART 3
ELECTRONIC MEMORY SCIFI SOUNDS INTRO PIECE (a subliminal reminder ) and introducing the Holy Host with his Blueberry pie!
SUMARIAN GODS ARE AT CENTER OF STONES WITH THE RESURECTION OF RADIORAY WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE A DATA CD OF HIS ART AND MUSIC COLLECTION TO WHICH THE GODS HAVE GIVEN A TWEAK
NOW RADIORAY CANNOT DIE AGAIN HE IS IMORTALISED WITHIN THE DATA
AND HIS POWER IS MEASURED BY THE EFFECT UPON THE LISTENER WHICH IS PERFECT AND ABSOLUTE
BUT THIS IS ONLY PART OF THE PROCESS FIRST THE DATA DISC HAS TO BE TRANSMITTED LIVE TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD AT PRECISELY THE YEAR 2012 AT THE OLYMPIC STADIUM IN LONDINIOM TO MARK THE BIRTH OF THE NEW AGE OF AQUARIOUS IN THE POURING RAIN .....WHERE THE SUMARIAN GODS WILL REVEAL THEIR PRESENCE TO THEIR HUMAN CHILDREN PERFORM MIRACLES HEAL ILLNESSES , WEED OUT POLITICAL POISONS THOSE WHO RUIN THE NATURE OF EARTH AND IF THEIR CHILDREN DESIRE ..BRING BACK RADIORAY THIS PROCESS DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH DATA RADIORAY ARCHIVED AND HOW WELL HE IS RECIEVED FROM THE TRANSMISSION
HYME HITLER IS TRYING TO INTERCEPT THE MAGICAL FREQUENCY JAMMING THE SIGNALS AND WITH FIREWORKS OVER THE STADIUM TO DISGUISE THE SUMARIAN UFO'S, SO THAT THE HUMANS DONT MAKE THE CONNECTION IN TIME
HE ORDERS THE MILITARY TO BLOW UP STONE HENGE WITH A SMALL ATOM BOMB....BECAUSE HE THINKS THE SIGNAL IS COMING FROM THE STONES BUT THE SIGNAL IS ACTUALLY COMING FROM HYME HITLER HIMSELF AND IN FRONT OF BILLIONS OF PEOPLE AND LIVE ALL OVER THE WORLD HYME STARTS TO DISINTERGRATE AND A REANIMATION PROCESS BEGINS TO BRING RADIORAY 2 BACK TO LIFE
THE SUMARIANS REBUILD STONE HENGE ANEW WHICH TAKES ONLY AN HOUR COS THEY ARE 32 FEET TALL
IM RADIORAY 2 AND THEN IN A SINNISTER CACKLE REMINISCENT OF HYME HITLER " (EVIL YEHT)"ha ha ha ha aghh
songs required for the story...................................................................
hidden agenda 666 bit
smashing windows.....Hyme on computer jamming the transmission
emergency
calling all the tribes radioray version1 clip
crazy....during transmission....
mixed up previous pod casts piece for transmission aswell
fuck you all....
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radio fx 1001 effects
THE SCRIPT
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(Holy Host)....WELCOME BACK FOLKSh
PILL POPP FLOATED OFF TO THE REHAB CENTRE AND THE MAYOR OF MORDOR JUST GETS DARKER AND EVEN MORE TWISTED SO SIT BACK AND RELAX WITH YOUR FAVOURITE BEVERAGE GOOD WISER
ENJOY PART 2 OF THE RESSURECTION OF THE RADIO RAY
1…ELECTRONIC SUBLIINAL MEMORY PIECE AS BACKGROUND.....
(NARRATION)… SUMARIAN GODS ARE AT CENTER OF THE STONES WITH THE RESURECTION OF RADIORAY WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE A DATA CD OF HIS ART AND MUSIC COLLECTION TO WHICH THE GODS HAVE GIVEN A TWEAK
SUMARIAN GOD 1….OM EGA ALPHA OM EGA,IT IS DONE
SUMARIAN GOD 2….EE DEN NAY TURE OM DATA
GANJA GURU….WHATS GOIN ON GOD, IS HE ALIVE ?
GOD1….WITHIN THIS DATA DISC LIVES THE NUCLEUS OF THE RADIORAY CHILD YOU MUST TRANSMIT THIS DATA ALL OVER YOUR WORLD AT PRECISELY 2012 YOUR TIME AND THEN WAIT AT THE STADIUM OF OLYMPUS IN LONDONIUM
NARRATION….THE GODS GIVE THE GANJA GURU AND THE OTHER CHOSEN ONES A TICKET EACH TO THE OLYMPIC GAMES AND POINT THEM TO THE NEAREST TRANSMITTER STATION SO THEY MAYBE ABLE TO BROADCAST THE DATA DISC, THE GODS THEN VANISH FROM THE STONES BACK TO ONE OF THEIR MOTHER SHIPS
SONG… EMERGENCY
HYME HITLER….BRING ME ZEE EYE SCOPE, HMM WHAT IST ZIS THEY MUST THINK I AM BLIND ZAY ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM ZE STONEZ ZIS I THINK IST A DECOY, BRING ME GENERAL SLIMEBUGHER FROM HEAD QUARTERS
SLIMEBUGHER….REPORTING FOR dddDUTY SIR
HYME HITLER….BRING ME A SMALL ATOM BOMB I NEED TO BLOW UP ZE STONEHENGE TO STOP ZE TRANSMISSION ZAY ARE BROADCASTING A FREQUENCY FROM ZE GODAMNED STONEZ
SLIMBURGHER….RIGHT AWAY SIR…..YIPEE WERE GOINA HAVE OUSELVES SOME HIPPY PIE, BYE BYE
HYME…. I NEED TO JAM ALL FREQUENCIES AROUND ZE PLANET
BRING ME ZE ROTTEN APPLE MAC NOTEBOOK.
HMM FIREFOX GOOGLE NASA FBI HACK SATELITE SYSTEM CODE BLUEBOOK COPY PASTE ENTER SUPER WORM FREQUENCY 1 TO 10000 TROJAN HLKM 32 PROGRAM FILE DESTRUCTION CONTROLL ALT DELETE …ENTER F 12
WINDOWS LOCATION FILES ACCOUNT HYMMMPH NINE VINDOWS 2000 EDITION BLACK SHIFT F 12 ENTER HACK SYSTEM FILE HIDDEN ..WIPE EXTERMINATE CODEC ZWEITSOUSAND UNT ZWOLF......." im just smashing windows "
NARRATION….WHILE HYME HITLER TRYS TO JAM ALL RADIO STATIONS ACROSS THE PLANET THE MILITARY PREPARE TO LAUNCH THE ATOM BOMB AT STONE HENGE AND THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS
SONG….SMASHING WINDOWS
COUNT DOWN
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 BOOOOOOOOM
HYME..... ZAT SHOULD SLOW ZEM DOWN, NOW BRING ME THOUSANDS OF FIREWORKS WE HAVE TO DISTRACT ZE HUMAN RACE
NARRATION…. MEANWHILE THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE MANAGED TO TRANSMIT THE DATA DISC USING AN OLD ANALOGUE TRANSMITTER AND HAVE CONVERTED IT TO DIGITAL USING A FREEVIEW BOX …THEY MAKE THEIR WAY TO LONDONIUM
SONG….CALLING ALL THE TRIBES RADIO VERSION 1
OLYMPIC STADIUM ………………………………..
HYME .…LET ZE GAMES BEGIN…(FIREWORKS)
NARRATION….THE GAMES BEGIN AND THERE ARE SO MANY DISTRACTIONS ITS UN BELIEVABLE HOTDOGS LAGER CHEEERLEADERS ,EVEN A HOLOGRAPHIC MICHEAL JACKSON DANCING TO A QUADROPHONIC ELVIS PRESLEY IN 3D WITH DAVID CAMERON SINGING THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE AND OF COURSE LOTS OF HUMANS IN COMPETITION AGAINST THEMSELVES IN RACES THAT NEARLY KILL THEM AND ALL IN TRUE GLADIATOR STYLE. BILLIONAIRES PLAYING FOOTBALL AND THE QUEEN OF WORKER BEES WALLOWING IN ROYAL JELLY SHOUTING LET THEM HAVE HONEY …HONEY FOR THE HUMANS HAR HAR HAR HAR
ALL WORLD LEADERS PRESENT AND WATCHING FROM THEIR BULLET PROOF ENCLOSURES AND NICK CLEG HANDING OUT CRUCIFIXES TO THE CLERGY WHO HAVE RESERVED THEIR SEATS IN THE OVERHANGINGS ALL SCREAMING FOR A GOLD MEDAL WINNER ….BOSSES FROM MASSIVE CORPORATIONS DRESSED IN THEIR MASONIC ATTIRE JOINING IN WITH THE HELLISH CHORUS AND HYME HAS LIT THE FUSE TO THE NEVER ENDING FIREWORK ASSAULT
HYME….MINE PLAN IST WORKING WE WILL BE ABLE TO KEEPS ALL ZE GOLD AWAY FROM ZE SUMARIAN GIANTS YAH HA HA HEE HE HEEE ERR
VAT IST HAPPENING TO ME, I FEELS A BIT STRANGE …NO THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING ..NO HELPS HELPS ME IM VANISHING,Helpz Helpzzz
NARRATION….
IT SEEMS THE SIGNAL WAS WITHIN HYME ALL THE TIME BUT HE WAS UNAWARE THAT HE WAS THE TRANSMITTER ….THE GODS MOTHERSHIP HOVERS OVER THE STADIUM AND 12 GIANTS COME DOWN TO EARTH TO MARK THE BIRTH OF THE NEW AGE OF AQUARIOUS IN THE POURING RAIN ..... THE SUMARIAN GODS REVEAL THEIR PRESENCE TO THEIR HUMAN CHILDREN PERFORM MIRACLES HEAL ILLNESSES , WEED OUT POLITICAL POISONS THOSE WHO RUIN THE NATURE OF EARTH AND COLLECT THEIR GOLD
GANJA GURU….shouts "WHAT ABOUT RADIORAY GOD WHAT ABOUT THE RADIO?"
SUMARIAN GOD 1….IT SEEMS THAT THE PEOPLE ARE FAR TOO DISTRACTED FROM THIS FREQUENCY OF THE DREAM CHILD AND SO THE REANIMATION OF RADIO CANNOT TAKE PLACE AT THIS TIME YOU AND THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO YOU MUST AWAKEN THE SLEEPERS AND RETUNE THEIR FREQUENCIES
SONG….FUCK YOU ALL
GOD 2…. WE HAVE RID THE EARTH OF GREED AND POSSESION AND TURNED POWER UPSIDE DOWN TO MAKE YOUR TASK LIGHTER .WE LEAVE BEHIND 12 GIANTS TO HELP YOU AND TO REBUILD THE STONE CIRCLE FOR IN 2 THOUSAND YEARS OF YOUR TIME IF YOUR TASK IS COMPLETED AND THE WORLD IS AWAKE WE WILL BRING A GREAT CHANGE TO YOUR WORLD WHERE DEATH WILL BE OBSOLETE AND RADIORAY WILL LIVE AGAIN AMONGST YOU FOR HE HAS ALREADY SAVED THE WORLD
GOD 1….BURY A COPY OF THE DATA DISC BENEATH THE STONES
AND GO FORTH, DISTRIBUTE, MULTIPLY, AWAKEN THE NEW WORLD !
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